blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via crowley-king-of-ass)

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

(via crowley-king-of-ass)

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(Source: azirae, via telling-whimsical-lies)

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(Source: emildeville, via eskatoad)

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excessively-irish-courfeyrac:

Current mood: The saxophone riff from “Talk Dirty”

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communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via just-some-belgian-girl)

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city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt, via megansheenface)

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wickedclothes:

Cartoon Cat Shirt

Show off your love for cats with this kitty print. Currently on sale for just $8.96 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

(via oftheunknownworld)

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"sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you."

If I Stay (via another-pink-blog)

(via outrageous-ginger)

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kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

(via princessnovak)

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(Source: gameofthronesdaily, via thesingingtowersofdarillium)

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via mor-iarty)

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wiltingboy:

the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.

(via improvisedd-happiness)

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markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

(via i-started-jumping-the-shark)

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